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  • Hold On Tight, Spider Monkey

    August 9, 2021 by

    “You better hold on tight, spider monkey,” Edward Cullen wryly quips moments before whisking a swooning Bella Swan through lush forest canopy in a thrilling show of seduction. The oft satirized epigram in fact marks a watershed moment in the young lovers’ relationship, as well as reconciling the central themes of what is now widely… Read more

  • Tenet: a review, in a roundabout sort of way

    December 3, 2020 by

    (RPattz pic for bait) If there’s two things I’ve learned as a consumer in the 21st century, it’s that we love visual spectacle, and we love us a good yarn. Movies provide both aplenty. The cinematic experience is redolent of a warm feeling, much like that of a story told over an open fire. One… Read more

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