“You better hold on tight, spider monkey,” Edward Cullen wryly quips moments before whisking a swooning Bella Swan through lush forest canopy in a thrilling show of seduction. The oft satirized epigram in fact marks a watershed moment in the young lovers’ relationship, as well as reconciling the central themes of what is now widelyContinue reading “Hold On Tight, Spider Monkey”
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Tenet: a review, in a roundabout sort of way
(RPattz pic for bait) If there’s two things I’ve learned as a consumer in the 21st century, it’s that we love visual spectacle, and we love us a good yarn. Movies provide both aplenty. The cinematic experience is redolent of a warm feeling, much like that of a story told over an open fire. OneContinue reading “Tenet: a review, in a roundabout sort of way”
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